it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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