I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood