The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!