Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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