Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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