i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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