at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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