You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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