so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
stop calling my apartment porn island.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
What a dumb baby whore.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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