Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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