Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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