The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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