I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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