In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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