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dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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