you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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