I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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