Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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