we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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