quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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