just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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