Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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