His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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