Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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