so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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