Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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