I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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