so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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