i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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