Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(785): View more from Kansas

turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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(516): View more from New York

Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?

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(802): View more from Vermont

Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Those memories are both hazy and awesome.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.

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(214): View more from Texas

I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.

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