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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(313): That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it http://tfl.nu/c5zl

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I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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(805): I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait. http://tfl.nu/wg99

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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.

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(785): Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face. http://tfl.nu/ktzo

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never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.

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(713): never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea. http://tfl.nu/cq0m

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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free

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(410): college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free http://tfl.nu/786e

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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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(204): The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume. http://tfl.nu/wyb3

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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think

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(304): Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think http://tfl.nu/bm7u

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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.

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(334): I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call. http://tfl.nu/huax

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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.

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(+44): So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went. http://tfl.nu/a2g3

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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue

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(847): I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue http://tfl.nu/po5k

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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us

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(416): no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us http://tfl.nu/s0m4

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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south

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(205): I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south http://tfl.nu/kpax

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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.

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(903): Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head. http://tfl.nu/qt0n

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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.

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(708): Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later. http://tfl.nu/hn0j

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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment

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(919): Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment http://tfl.nu/lt3a

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