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• (917): View more from New York City

  Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do you have feelings for this penis?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.

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