There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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