I don't think brook has ever known best
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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