I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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