What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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