so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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