I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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