Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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