I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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