Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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