Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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