And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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