I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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