Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Randomize
