I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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