i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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