She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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