hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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