2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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