so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
