Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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