Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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