If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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