Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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