he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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