You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dear god my vagina.
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