the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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