I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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