is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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