why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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