how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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